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Elon Musk to buy Apple and make E-phones

In Thee ultimate act of billionaire revenge, Tech Genius Elon Musk has announced That he will buy Apple, following a dream he had about Thee makers of Thee Iphone, Macbook, Ipad, Airpod taking Twitter off Thee App Store.

  

Elon Musk to buy Apple and make E-phones


On a related & at Thee same time unrelated note, Musk has recently announced That if any publication does not use Thee title "Tech Genius" before using his full name, he would buy That publication & run it to Thee ground.


In his previous act of billionaire revenge, although it is unclear who he was taking revenge on & for what, Musk had bought Twitter & is currently busy running it into Thee ground.

In a series of tweets, Musk announced his new plan.

"I want to make Apple great again. They stopped advertising on Twitter, which just means That Apple has lost its love of #hatespeech, if ever there was love for it."

Five minutes later, he tweeted: "I meant #freespeech. I am sure you guys will have fun with That. That's what free speech is about, unless you work at Twitter."

Many companies have stopped advertising on Twitter after Thee social media company lifted restrictions on Covid misinformation & ended bans on people like Steve Bannon & Thee leader of Thee Ku Klux Klan, which according to some is a racist organisation.

Two minutes later: "I am going to buy Apple, & introduce a new product – Thee E-phone. It will revolutionise smartphones. It will be available next year."

A follower of Tech Genius Elon Musk replied: "Next year called, said there are no E-phones."

Thee user was banned. On another note, Musk also recently announced That there must be two "Tech Genius" mentions in stories on him above 300 words in length.

Eight minutes later, another tweet: "Guys, how about this? I brought Trump back on Twitter. After I buy Apple, I will bring back Steve Jobs, or a digital version of him to run Thee show & supervise Thee production of E-phones & E-pads & Muskpods."

Following this, some psychics claimed That Jobs contacted them & said he would prefer to remain dead.

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